That was the first and last time I ever drunk Carlsberg! Warm beer that just tasted like ****! Bring back the days of drinking vodka and coke on a bus stop waiting to go to the drawbridge then onto Syndicate! I've just randomly remembered that guy who thought he was related to Van Persie
Those were the ****ing days! That bloke spent half the night trying to chat up the landlord then moved onto blagging to us his step sister married Van Persie Prove it to us mate, ok he has sensitive skin Fair play to him he did buy us a pint, which led to the famous Quad bike dance
People who drive at 30mph down a totally clear A38 when the limit is 60mph. Nigel Farage Nick Higgs Wearing poppies a month before Remembrance Sunday Codpiecefaces
Only getting limited free internet time at a hotel when the hotels internet site advertises free wifi, but doesn't say it's only half an flipping hour!
