Pet hates thread

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Welsh twats

 

Conference officials

 

losing.

 

Brothers who call you at 5 in the morning asking for a lift back from town.

Then to top it off eats a ****ing kebab in the back of my new car!!!

 

Sitting on your glasses

 

Losing one hours sleep when the clocks go back.

 

wife saying she has a headache, which makes me go to lengths of spiking her drink <which>

 

When you invite your mate around to your house and he takes a spoon goes out in the back garden picks up some fresh dog **** and flings it on your neighbours house....

 

You did it straight after

 

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Annoying twats ain't they

 

Is the spoon still wedged between the fence and wall?

 

Oh ah.

 

I think so

 

FFS


Please don't tell me the ****s still lingering up there.

 

Doubt it, it was about 4 years ago!

 

Hey Brett wana have a sleep over nehhh?

We can stay up with a create of Carlsberg that neither of us drink and then pull pranks on a widowed old lady

 

People who sniff constantly FFS bloke your ****ing nose

 

Sending a text to someone which has a couple of questions but the reply has the answer to just 1 question