Birds ****ting on my freshly cleaned car! (I bet someone finds a picture of a fat bird taking a dump on a car!)
40d adverts (channel 4 on demand) There always the same, really annoying when your watching a series back to back.
People who go out running and jog on the spot as they wait to cross the road. Just f*cking stand still and wait! When you get a song stuck in your head which you just can't stand. Keep catching myself humming that Moves like Jagger pish this afternoon. aaaaaaargh! Watching a woman park a car, bad drivers, People who get too close to you - bloody space invaders! Chavvy girls who wear far too much foundation or have foundation stuck to dry skin,People who walk slow infront of you when you're in a hurry, Marzipan on a nice cake, just bloody ruins it, Idiots who scrape cutlery on plates, so it makes that god awful noise, screaming kids, screaming women, foreigners that complain we don't accept them yet when you walk by them or into their shop they start speaking foreign, people who belch next to me and think it's funny,People who eat loudly, People who act differently when others are around, People who jump the queue, footy fans who think cause they buy a ticket it entitles them to do and say as they please......and defenders with plenty of time and space who hit the ball aimlessly up field without even looking or thinking about it. Sorry it was short, but i'm in a rush, but you get the jist
Amen to that. I met up with a mate only a few weeks ago for a pint, we sat down and he started texting/browsing on his iphone while trying to maintain a conversation. I told him he was an ignorant ****.
middle/outside lane drivers who sit there as if they own the road Particularly on the bristol ring road
