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Perry vs Swift

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jul 14, 2016.

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    On the downside Russell Brand has been inside her vag.
     
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    True, it might take years to get the stench of Cockney f*ckwit out of her minge.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And fleas.
     
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  4. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Hello fine people of GC

    And toby the ****

    How art thou all?
     
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  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    [QUOTE="DevAdvocate, post: 9468551, member:

    was your mrs on the A500 last week?

    Black golf with f15 dev as number plate driving like a maniac
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Alive and well despite the best efforts of your lunatic kin.

    See how you pick on poor Frenchman Toby eh. Why do you lot hate the French so much?
     
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  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Tbf everyone hates toby

    And the French

    We like the scots and the irish. Especially the irish
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Tasty eh?
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Its all the spuds they eat probably.
     
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  10. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Even Gaddafi liked the irish

    They are all round good ****s

    Even dev likes them and he was paid to shoot em
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Dev likes everybody. He's a gem of a guy.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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    Gambol, Jul 15, 2016
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Don't faw for that wee bit of sanddancin auld fella. They like us that much the tried to blow up oor only decent airport.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ach, they were just bein playful, and they got battered fur it.
     
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  15. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Yeah to stop you good eggs from going to places where you would be in danger

    Tell you what you try and help people out and thats the thanks you get
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye have to admit it was a bit of a mistake trying to get between Glaswegians and a fortnight in Benidorm.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 15, 2016
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    This is Glesga pal. We'll no put up wea any yer ****e. If we want to mow doon pedestrians we get the cooncil to do it.

    OKAY.
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    The guys in the car were doctors my man

    They were afraid the sun would be detrimental to their health and took drastic action.

    Heroes
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well done heroes.

    Well one was probably medium/well
     
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  20. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    They burnt so others wouldnt
     
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