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Perfection.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cyclonic, Dec 21, 2011.

  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Some have better tits, others legs or arse, some the perfect face. Is there a goddess today? And does the perfect woman just have to look great, wouldn't it be great to have a woman with all that, and still be able to defend you if you got jumped by a couple of Celtic fans?
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I know you aussies love a bird who can fight, but back here in the mother country, an ability to repoint a chimney in a blizzard is considered preferable.
     
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  3. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    the perfect woman wouldnt be with you if she had to defend you. we are the ones that need protecting! nobody likes a womanish man.
     
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  4. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    So a woman won't have a bar of a bloke who's not a brawler. Some men are utter **** at scrapping, but that's a gene thing. Some women can see right through macho ****. And I'm not saying I have not been in a scrap or two in my time. But I'd rather a woman who comes in swinging if we get jumped, than a woman who goes to water.
     
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  5. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    You surprise me Jen. - or have I made a typical male mistake in thinking that women like men to keep in touch with their feminine side - ( I can't get enough 'touching' of my feminine side !)
     
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  6. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    im not talking neanderthals here. just nice to know that if **** goes down, my man will step in and make sure nothing happens to me. of course we like you to be sensitive souls too :cheesy:
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Only so's you can break our hearts.
     
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  8. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I do know what you mean. However, in these days of sexual equality it does appear more common for men to be discriminated against ( especially in the workplace ) - and in social circles men have to be careful not to be seen as patronising towards women - there are women who don't want men to open the door for them.
    In real life I try to be as polite as possible with everyone regardless of gender - although with the enigma that is woman, I know that I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't - and always plead stupidity.
    ( ps you have no reason to worry - there's plenty on GC who'll look after you )
     
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  9. gas

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    If you want a woman who can look after you in a fight your best bet is a Pikey <ok>
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    the pikey fights at school were the best <ok>
     
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  11. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    That's nearly funny - but not as funny as watching your team last Saturday - remind me - by how many did you lose ?
    <I'llgiveyouaclue1-4>
     
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  12. gas

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    Wasn't intended as a joke.

    My team got battered 4-1, that was a joke<ok>
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    we just want you to be what we want you to be when we want it! ok?
     
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  14. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Yes Miss - now hit me with that whip.
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  16. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    is that your pefect woman tobes?
     
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  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    It's Victoria Coren, she represents everything I like in a woman. She's smart, rude, loves a night out, earns a fortune playing poker and is really hot.

    She ticks a lot of my boxes <ok>

    Hi Jen! <hug>
     
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  19. jenthesaint1990

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    is that all you're looking for? thats not very fussy you know. she might be hell to live with.

    <hug>
     
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  20. Toby

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    <laugh>

    She has to smell nice too <ok>
     
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