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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    So just what is a perfect day?



    Without the quips of winning the lottery, or ****ing miss world 1972 @FosseFilberto

    what is your perfect day?
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    not even clicking that ****...


    thought yours would be on the beach, collecting small rocks, taking **** pics/

    then a swim in that nice indoor place, and hounding hiag/
     
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  4. Rolling in a muddy pool.

    That’s my perfect day, Commie.

    You cannot beat a mud bath, when you are a complete mess like me.
     
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    The missus staying quiet for a couple of hours :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Nodding out on heroin in Central Park.


    Oh no, hang on, that's Lou Reed's perfect day, not mine. Anyway, a perfect day is one that happens by accident, it's not something you plan. You only notice it's been perfect when it's over. Who knows, it might be today...
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Pay day is as close as it gets
     
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  9. Solid Air 2

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    Sod perfect i'm content if , for once , nothing goes wrong .
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Something always goes wrong. A perfect day, is one where it doesn’t matter.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Had a walk down the beach at 9 this morning. With my best mate and his scatty dog. . Some coffee. . Home to chill and watch the snooker all afternoon. .


    Evening was watching the last quick snooker. . A film. The some documentries about Hitler rise.. and no social media.. just here after 11pm. .

    Ready for some decorating tomorrow
     
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  12. Diego

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    Mud mud glorious mud, nothing quite like it for cooling the blood <whistle>
     
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    for a slobbering buffalo, or fat wart hog.
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I win the lottery and the Fanning sisters pop round for a threesome.
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    had to google who they were

    wid
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Me to..Although not that impressed.

    please log in to view this image
     
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