for the record, there was never a character in captain Pugwash called Seaman Staines or Master Bates for that matter. These were urban myths.
Is he Malcolm Bott who worked at Stanley dog track? I saw a greyhound hit him one time at 40mph. Sparked the daft twat right out.
AfganiStan PakkiStan TurkmeniStan KazakhStan UzbekiStan TajikStan KyrgyzSTAN KurdiStan Basically everyone with a Stan is in mad dog territory