...If he play's for us this year could he go down as one of the worse players ever to grace the Premier league? What would be your worst ever Prem XI
Hang on a bit. Think tactics my friends. Start with Dave. Ok so far. Nothings been thrown at me so i will continue. Dave will be playing as a striker and we will give him the ball in first 5 to 10 mins only. The Everton defence will struggle to concentrate when he has the ball and possibly end up laughing at his attempts to hit the goal (I was going to say target but with his shooting skills the ball is just as likely to end up in Anfield), and after that we just avoid him and pass to DJ or Boothroyd to score. It's a cunning plan but might just work........
Djemba Djemba, Phil Neville and that bloke that said he was George Weah's cousin... would all make mine
What's happened to all this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycC0PlOz9t4 He'll win us the league let alone keep us up!