I canny believe the guy still has a job. 4 wins this calendar year! Lowest points per game out of all 92 league teams. I recall when we used to be at the bottom of that table! Palace's next 2 he needs to get results! Southampton H Hull A Before Man u, Chelsea, Watford and Arsenal. Palace to be bottom by new year is Pardew stays in charge, but will have some healthy competition from David Moyes bum boys
He will be sacked before Xmas. All those people in the media that were singing his praises and defending his time with us are looking a little stupid now. He has spent a fortune and somehow made Palace worse than what they were before he joined. The guy is a walking jonah. Everything he touches turns to **** after the Pardew effect takes hold.
Surely that was all down to us fickle, deluded Jawdees who expected far too much and only didn't like him because he's a 'cockney'. It had nothing to do with the swearing, head-butting, lack of tactical awareness, being chief apologist for Ashley, etc, etc. He's a truly awful man that would eat himself if he was a chocolate bar. I strongly suspect that he has found a way to suck himself off because he thinks that he tastes so good................ and he thinks he will give the best blow jobs anyway.
He's a kind of come on lads lets have it manager. Gets everyone revved up when he first comes in which works for a bit then gets tactically found out. if he gets a bit lucky he can ride the wave of confidence for a while until it goes wrong.
Does anyone watch Ray Donavon? Alan Pardew is Micky Donavon, he tries so hard, but he is just so sh1te at everything and messes up at every given opportunity
Yes I do. Fantastic show. Don't be hating on Micky, he is a legend. Loves a bit of sniff and whores. What's the charge officer. And defo don't hate on Fantastic Pardew (FP)
I'm pretty sure Pardew would pretend to be gay to get himself out of a sticky situation too. That prison scene where micky's mate was dying and he took advantage had me in absolute stiches!
FP is a legend of the game. Our fans are so ungrateful, and just show a complete lack of understanding of the game. Its a jungle out there.
I can't find the thread about how magnificent Pardew is? It almost seems like folk are just jumping on bad form. You know posting meaningless stats about calendar year points etc. I've had a quick check just in case. With yesterday's win Palace are 13th and 4 points off the top half. Three behind Southampton who are doing well supposedly. About right for where they are squad wise. I thought I'd check back last year to see where they finished. I expected to see they've been relegated in some ways such are the posts made. Turns out they finished 15th and 5 points clear of relegation. It would appear he is achieving what you'd expect for that club with that investment. It would also appear calendar year stats are completely meaningless and irrelevant. I've found out our league actually runs from August to May.
Modern fans impatience. Only been in the job a couple of years and doing a very good job having saved them from relegation, consolidated, improved the squad and doing better again this season so far. Obviously they should be challenging for Europe...
I thought it was the dogshit football and team full of left backs personally..... At least his behaviour is cleaned up it seems. Joking aside modern fans are indeed impatient as fook and demand to be entertained every week. Personally I like a blend of winning and decent looking football but have expetations well under control given our recent history.
