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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    On the scrounge.

    Family all deciding to visit all at the same time this weekend. Have managed to get one extra ticket but need another one. If fail may need a good divorce lawyer.

    Anyone have a spare? Or if not able to get their hands on a spare, know where one is? Will say very nice things about whoever comes up trumps for at least a week and it would put them in a strong position to win the Headline Game at least once. If pushed would even pay for the ticket but I prefer not to get involved in that sort of tacky business...leads to allegations of corruption etc. Okay will pay but only in a brown bag.
     
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  2. Blacker-than-Knight

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    I can recommend a lawyer
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

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    <laugh>







    :bandit:
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Lawyers are all ****s.
     
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  5. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Is it a sell out?
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

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    Apparently, yes.
     
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    My daughter's a lawyer and she's got a spare ticket for the match. Actually I lied about the spare ticket....:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  8. Blacker-than-Knight

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    My brother is a lawyer....so yes I can confirm he is a ****.
     
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

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    Thinking this thread is going off track...

    <doh>
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    <laugh>

    My daughter knows your brother and she agrees with you. That said my brother thinks my daughter's a ****.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    I have a spare ticket but I'm going to burn it instead. <ok>
     
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  13. Rum & Black for 2

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    You want to try burning the calories first, matey.

    :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    But... wouldn't that HURT?
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

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    No, it wouldn’t hurt me at all.




    What? You mean you? Probably, but we wouldn’t mind. Don’t forget, no pain, no gain. Not sure what you would be gaining but they wouldn’t say it if it wasn’t true, would they. <cheers>
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    No thanks. I don't need to GAIN. <ok>
     
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    this
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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  19. Rum & Black for 2

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    Sorted.

    Thanks to those who managed to stay on topic...


    actually did anyone stay on topic?
     
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  20. Blacker-than-Knight

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    What topic?

    please log in to view this image
     
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