Painting

my hearts not really in it.

i'm sitting in a room nicking next doors wifi and leaving the hoover switched on in the other room so it looks like i'm doing something

 

My mate told his missus he was away to put the bins out a couple of months back and ****ed off to the pub for 5 hours. She wasn't impressed

 

some top class skiving there

 

my notice is in, **** them.

i'll be knocking of an hour earlier as well thank you very much.

 

I seem to remember a story about a Scotland fan who told his wife he was off to the pub with his mates, and ****ed off to the World Cup in Argentina in '78

 

Staggie - It was Rocket