Overrated Stuff

I'm not a huge shellfish fan but he absolutely loved that dish ... I'm more scampi, chips and tartare sauce if ever I venture into that realm

 

Scampi is considered a bit British and naff but it's really nice imo with some lemon.

 

Food in general is over rated

Champagne definitely over rated

The Olympics

I'm sure there are many more that will come to me

 

Was great when I was growing up - proper "Dublin bay" prawns - and was quite expensive ...

 

Scampi isn’t made with prawns I didn’t think. Thought it was just fish tails?

 

It's supposed to be prawns but there are mashed fish alternatives that are horrible.

 

I disagree with everybody about Ibiza. It's an amazing place, the music, clubs and fanny are tremendous

 

No mate ... if it's fish then, strictly, it's 'goujons' - you do get some cheaper 'reformed scampi' than can have bits of other fish like monkfish added to the amalgam but true scampi is wholetail,prawn ... here you go, from wiki...

"Scampi, also called Dublin Bay Prawn, or Norway Lobster, (Nephrops norvegicus), is an edible lobster of the order Decapoda (class Crustacea)"

 

... or Blackpool / Skeggy ... with sunburn

 

Blackpool - Why the **** do people go there?

 

For the same reasons that Saffy goes to Ibiza

 

Supernoodles
Apple products

 

I ****ing love Supernoodles.

 

Nah luv you need to have some koka noodles in your life mate, you'll never go back.

Supernoodles are thick and stodgy

 

It's the Weymouth of the North

 

Wayne rooney

Englands team before a comp

Blowjobs with vodka

 

Wayne Rooney won every trophy with his club, whoever says he was over rated is chatting **** because all anybody had to say about him was that he was a useless fat bastard.

 

Panini etc..give things posh names to make them sound better

 

He also shagged a granny .... the useless fat bastard

 

Useless fat granny shagging Scouse shrek baldy pube headed yerknow eeerrrm bastard.