Im never gonna be able to walk past another allotment without shivering now. This was meant to be a happy thread, a place to discuss manly things, i.e. sheds, and the joy they bring mankind. Instead it's turned into a fecking nightmare.
Carmines right Happy Tiger, he clearly knows the evil of which i speak. In fact i hope he doesn't say any more, you can never be sure who's listening in. Myself of course, i'm of the more modern trend of allotmenteers, hence the purple sprouting broccoli and multi-coloured sweetcorn.
Multi-coloured sweetcorn? FFS Kempy it sounds like you're into witchcraft too. Purple broccoli I am familiar with, sweetcorn can only be yellow surely?! What next? Blue potatoes? Pink runner beans? This is madness.
Tastes like sweetcorn... http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...a=X&ei=QIynUtPPBMGr0QWXlICgCg&ved=0CDsQ9QEwAw
Jesus, that looks awful. Some of those wouldn't even show up when you go for a crap, thus removing the point of eating sweetcorn in the first place. Are you seriously growing that stuff?
I have a story about sweetcorn but that's for another time. It involves a fore skin and back door action with a mucky bird. You do the maths.
Seriously i am ! Tried them blue spuds too, they're ****ing horrible. I'm a desiree man myself, they're great for everything,mash,chips,crisps...
