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Need to see a Dr about that mate

 

Just have a 5 min break mate

Why did you take care of Vettel?

 

Enricky IBWT

 

I got to ninth by second corner. Went in pits in sixth but needed to change front wing, came out in eight, got seventh. Happy with that despite now being 30pts behind Vettel

 

I assume that should have said "why didn't you" I said I wouldn't, it cheating

 

I got a time pen for omeone ramming me

Vettel came out the pits behind me before id pitted and I tried to slow him for you

I ****ed my pit entrance up and went wide bk onto the straight ffs

 

Slow him? Take the batard out!

 

Yes shouldve said didnt! Oh fair enough mate

I gave myself eyeball ache there

I know on 1 player I have it on 50 % but pause it every 6 laps or so but obv we cant

 

30pts behind Vettel but still 23pts clear of Hamilton in third

 

Im still in the championship race too as well you know!

I'll accept in a min

 

Your 39pts are really putting us in with a shout of the constructors too

 

Sorry mate, thanks for waiting

Im bk now and my things on green

 

Every little helps mate

Im better looking than all the other teams no1 drivers though so im the better team mate

 

Last one too (Qualifying & race)

 

I have about 140 reasons that suggest otherwise

 

No worries about last one im pretty tired myself

My back end spun there that ****ed me up, accelerated to early out of 1 corner and v nearly spun off

 

Auto brake ****ed me on one of the fast swooping corners

 

You lost your nose?

 

I went in pits 1st and came out 3rd!

 

Yep, pit entrance was in a different place to what I thought, had to do a full lap without a wing

However, that went well for me. Vettel got no points, Hamilton won but had a penalty (he went into the back of me ) so got second. Only eight lost to Lewis and ten gained on Seb.

Obviously, I should have had 25pts as I was clearly going to win until I ****ed the iwng