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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Jesus Christ., Apr 5, 2014.

  1. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    A Budgerigar fell out of my arse earlier.

    Bit strange as I hadnt eaten one, and would certainly have expected it to be a bit chewd or even partially digested if I did.

    Yet this was a perfectly formed unharmed Budgie.

    Question is, SHould I put it back?
     
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  2. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    I mostly talk to him on twitter.
     
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  3. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    Where did you get the knife from, why can't you just stab the monkey?
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Are you Matth?
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Stop asking me questions - who do you think I am 'Jesus'?
     
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  6. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    This sounds like Satan's work, ppalthough monkies are his usual weapon of choice. Don't put it back mate, get a cage and some trill and you've got yourself a pet.

    Its always better to not have a budgie in your area, trust me.
     
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  7. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    Hahahahahahahahaha,

    No.
     
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  8. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Matth is a little red Satan.<grr>
     
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  9. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    Bit harsh on Satan there mate.
     
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  10. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Are you sure you are who you say you are?
     
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  11. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    No
     
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  12. That was the question I asked <doh>
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Do your hands still hurt?
     
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  14. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    Will I ever lose the urge?
     
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  15. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    No, twas but a scratch.
     
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  16. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    To kill? I'm afraid not.
     
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  17. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    Cool <ok>
     
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  18. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    Make sure Enzo Maccerinelli doesn't end up doing the chicken dance tonight please :D
     
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  19. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Shouldn't you be asking that of a Druid deity Valley?

    After all aren't all you Welsh druids.<whistle>
     
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  20. Jesus Christ.

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    Do you want him knocking out?
     
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