optimism

Super hoops Eddie has inspired me and I am now instigating a game of tenuous links that mean we will win on Saturday. I'll start.

Southampton are called the saints. In the famous TV programme the saint was Simon Templer. We used to have a player called Simon Barker and we sometimes won games when he was playing. So.. ..... We will win on Saturday. Over to you lot

 

The match is at St Mary's. I was born in St Mary's Paddington, that's a good enough excuse for us to win...

 

Hold on a minute. This is spooky. I was born at St Mary's Paddington in 1971. It's nailed on!

 

One of Saints' greatest players was Matt le Tissier, who was born on the Channel Islands.
Channel 4 is a terrestrial TV channel that used to show Father Ted.
Ted is a talking bear in a movie with Mark Wahlberg who once blinded a shopkeeper.
Stevie Wonder is blind and once sang about Higher Ground.
Coffee is ground and comes from Brazil.
Brazil is a film made by Terry Gilliam who is a Python.
Python Lee Jackson was actually Rod Stewart who once sang Sailing.
Sailing is an Olympic Sport as is weightlifting, which can give you an anal prolapse.
Other anal problems include piles, fissures and problems associated with spelling diarrhoea.
Problems spelling and reading commonly fall under the blanket term Dyslexia - Richard Branson has dyslexia.
Branson owns the Virgin brand and uses David Tennant on his adds, who used to be Doctor Who.
Sylvester McCoy was a Doctor Who but appeared recently in The Hobbit alongside Martin Freeman.
Freeman was in The Office with Ricky Gervais who is now a Hollywood celebrity.
Hollywood recently hosted the Oscars where Daniel Day Lewis got his hat-trick of trophies.
Loic Remy will be celebrating a hat-trick on Saturday.

It's written...

 

Nice one, well done!

 

Über that is the quality I am after. Pretty much smashed it. Well done.

 

You're wasted on here mate.

I had a trial with Southampton when I was 15 and I support QPR......so......erm.....er........oh bollox!

 

I'm wasted wherever I am, Col!

 

Ranger col all contributions valued and vital if we are to rise from the depths of despair. At the moment thanks to you Eddie and über I believe again.

Keep them coming.

 

Im just watching Bear Grylls on dicovery, im 20 minutes late and Sky plussed it. We are definately going to survive as Bear has just been rescued by a BLUE and White(ish) boat. Furthermore, he didn't even have to drink his own piss in this episode.

 

He probably had a sneaky sip off camera anyway.

 

I never knew that........we used to have an Ian Stewart who was a regular goalscorer......

 

Good gear Uber: Or should we call you Ted:

[video=youtube;qgC8Vov2DAM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgC8Vov2DAM[/video]

 

You're a legend Ubes!!!

 

Genius post Uber - if we had a post of the year award that'd get my vote.

 

Curses... rumbled!