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Off Topic Ooooohhh, bloody nasty.

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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Billy Death, Mar 16, 2015
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    Poor aim that like. Should have gone to specsavers.

    Should have given her a clue when he tried to shove it up her nose. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  3. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    A twat that like..

    Sawn off shotgun, sperm seeds flying everywhere, all that's needed there is Dr Quatermass to catch the ****ers..
     
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  4. Disco down under

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    There's a strong argument for circumcision when you read about ****e like this.
     
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  5. grandpops

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    Spelled celibacy wrong there mate.
     
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  6. Disco down under

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    I'd rather stick my dick in a blender than in nothing at all mate.
     
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    Similar result I suspect.
     
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  8. Billy Death

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    Well you're off to Aus shortly, you could try a bj off a crocodile. <laugh>
     
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    Is that one of them long nosed, long tailed short legged terriers?
     
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  10. Disco down under

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    I dnno mate, the visa process is ****ing killing me, police checks, medicals and the ****ing price...
     
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  11. Billy Death

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    Them's the ones, make bloody good hunters too.
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    Aye, I'd imagine it's a bit of a chow on like.
    You could tell them you're Vietnamese & they might let you in to drive taxis.
     
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    Literally costing thousands mate. The only doctors surgery within two hundred miles I am allowed to go to for the tests is a private clinic in Knightbridge for ****s sake.
     
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  14. Billy Death

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    ****ing hell. If you marry this Aussie lass don't they have to let you in?
     
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    Nope! I'm applying for a prospective marriage visa which basically gives me nine months to live and work over there if it's approved. In that time I have to get married to her and then apply for a permanent partner visa, hopefully that gets approved too.

    A lot of ball ache. A lot of uncertainty at this point.
     
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  16. Gil T Azell

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    A got a bit of a semi on reading about pain like that.
     
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    You're not a conservative peer or MP are you?
     
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    Frank Boughs nephew actually
     
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  19. Billy Death

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    Would it not be easier to marry her over here?
    I know the Aussies are really strict on immigration like.

    I was reading a story only just last year about this Canadian woman who married a British soldier.
    She moved here & got a job, paid her taxes etc. & had been here a few years.
    Her husband got killed in Afghanistan & they tried to turf her back to Canada - ****ing shocking that like when we let the worlds detritus in.
    Good luck in your quest mate. <ok>
     
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    She can't get a visa over here at the moment as she's just come out of one. She'd need to be over here 12 months before we could apply for that and the application would then take another 12 months. It's mad.

    There's talk of us, Canada, Aus and NZ entering in a free labour zone which allows freedom of movement for citizens but it won't come in time for me. I don't know why it's not open already to be honest.
     
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