Onwards & Upwards

I reckon we'll sell Kevin Nolan in at the end of the season. I also think we'll sign that Cabaye fellow from Lille. Keep an eye out for Sylvain Marveaux too, he'll snub a move to Liverpool to come to us.

Barton probably won't agree a new deal and I bet next season our fans are all kicking off about our ****e owners again.

Come to think of it, that Amy Winehouse is looking a bit peaky, I reckon she's not got long left...

Might be worth putting a few quid on all of the above, I feel it in my water...