Was just sitting on the crapper with the window open and heard my neighbour, a big fat munter, shout the following: At this stage I was thinking maybe it was her cat or trying to think what other scenarios could have resulted in a shat in mop bucket. But then I she kept going She kept ranting for ages after that but basically jamie her 14 year old son shat in the mop bucket and she didn't notice and smeared it all over the floor.
