Only in America

A dog ( named Trigger believe it or not ) has accidentally shot it's owner. ! The gun was left on the ground, the dog stood on it and got the owner in the foot.

 

And peopel say Americans don't get irony.

 

So it was a gun dog?

 

scrapping the barrel with that one comm

 

I once went to Detroit zoo.

It only had one dog.

It waa a **** tzu.

 

Fat thumbs.

 

Edited cos im a useless ****er.

Been in meetings since this morning with these french ****s. They.ve done my bonce in and to top it off there is no booze allowed on sale here today.

Oh the ****ing joy.

 

No booze allowed in the whole country? ****ing hell Comm what you gonna do, you're gonna have to drink the ones in your fridge that you saved for a nuclear fallout.

 

Yep everywhere. Some ****ing buddah religious holiday.

But can sell after 12 tonight. **** that i wull be asleep.

 

But can you not just drink cans from your fridge? Hypothetically speaking of course, you don't have any in your fridge that's like a fat person leaving cake in the fridge, won't happen, always in the mouth, never in the fridge.

 

Tis true Tel. Very rarely drink at home. There are bars everywhere so i dont keep beer at home often.

Not to worry. I lost a days work yesterday due to excess. So it will do me good.

 

... yep a pointer gun dog


I'll get me coat ...