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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by billofengland, Apr 16, 2012.

  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    THINGS CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY:








    Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

    Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

    Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

    Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.

    Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

    Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets
    exhausted.

    Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

    War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

    Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Finally CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY. . .

    "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
     
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  2. concrete tony

    concrete tony Well-Known Member

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    Love this kind of stuff bill! Where do you find it all? Ir is it like your mothers secret recipies??
     
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  3. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Just passin around friends, is all. I send, they send, then I pass it on to you lads,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,easy and a pleasure.
     
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