One rule

You are allowed to change one rule in your favourite sport, what do you change?


I would make the use of maggots legal in trout fishing.

 

I would make it illegal for horses to jump fences in the Grand National.

 

Hmm it would be one boring **** of a grand national then, although it could be fun watching the ****ers trying to dodge the fences

 

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Forbid sectarianism and racism in GAA

 

I would do awaya with the DH rule in baseball

 

I'd abolish the law in rugby union that allows the New Zealand All Blacks to play by a completely different set of rules to everybody else.

 

Ban clothing from beach volleyball.

 

I'd like to change the cricket review system so that obvious mistakes are overturned by the third umpire without the teams having to ask him to review. If the third umpire has spotted something he wishes to check he should notify the on-field umpire to pause play while he does so. There should also be a quick automated system that alerts the umpire in the middle within seconds if the delivery is a no ball.

 

On a similar note to Mopey Dungflinger, I'd ban golfers from wearing trousers and undies. Shoes and Pringle jumpers are fine though.

 

...with the caveat "female"

 

No, **** that.

I want a good reason to be skant nakit on the beach.

 

Just Do It.

Ever been to a nudie beach?

Ah hivny. But been skinny dipping countless times.

Alcohol + beach = bollock nekkid in the water

 

I've been to beaches where there is plenty of nudity, whether or not they were nude beaches I dunno.

Skinny dipping is good fun though. It's my favourite teenage past time.

I just think it would be interesting to have a men vs women naked beach volleyball game.

baws and titties everywhere.

 

I think you need to get your sexual fantasies sorted out.

 

You can't join in ER.

Nae **** wants to see your saggy auld baws.

 

Medro admits to GAA being his favourite sport. Nice to know, but you should also know that GAA isn't a sport, it's a sports governing body.

Medro fail x 2

 

better standard refereeing

 

Diving in the penalty box should be a red card offence.