One bullet

In a room with a climate change denier, an anti vaciner, a brexit voter, a Trump campaigner and Mario Balotelli.

Who do you shoot?

 

With all of them?














.....Myself.

 

I think the obvious answers are:

a) yourself
b) the door knob

but i think most obvious of all is.... if i only had one bullet I am a lot more resourceful than the average yank so i'd beat them all to death with the gun then shoot mario to make sure he's done.


However....

I think ther eis probably a way to get the trump campaigner to kill a few of the others for me. He'd probably fight the brexit voter cos he's a foreigner so must be a terrorist. Then its a short jump to being able to get the climate change denier to kill mario cos mario could not be what god invented.

 

Well... My opinion is the anti vaxxer will probably get some disease and die. The brexit voter is already harming themselves so less of a threat.

That leaves the Trump supporter and Balotelli.

Balotelli is hurting another club now, so I'd probably shoot the Trump supporter.

 

Which means that you're the climate change denier?

I vote shoot Milk.

 

maybe.

the anti vaccination dufus is depending on everyone else not carrying disease cos they are all vaccinated. If someone sneezes they will die probably.

The brexiter lives in a dream world so I would presume they will be going round asking everyone what to do so just tell them to jump out a window.

I am sure you could get the turmpy lover and balotelli to fight it out on some global hatred motivation.

 

oh well figured out... i doff my cap to you.

 

Damnit. Forgot about him. 3 people with one bullet is stretching things.

 

Line em up and see if you can get all of them in one go.
I'd put Mario last, he's daft but he's not dangerous.

 

Just don't give the gun to Balotelli, he'd miss.

 

He wouldn't even be arsed enough to hold the gun!

 

Use a sawn off pump action shotgun and get the lot of them with the one shot.

 

Interesting idea, although a sawn off shotgun is a lot less likely to be fatal.

 

I would shoot the bullet in the air and avoid killing someone because it's illegal. I would then have choice words with each one of them in an attempt to reform them.

 

Plus, when the bullet comes back down its random who it hits #fair

 

Ok. Now re-answer pretending you're a Texan and not opposed to shooting people without a reason.

 

Give the gun to Balotelli and tell him "shoot me".

Whoever he actually hits will deserve it and I don't get arrested for murder...

 

Or he could pretend he's from Derby...

 

I would personally go for this.

I got one bullet but the others will be starving soon enough.

If I shoot the most poisonous one then when the others tuck in they will die too.

Hopefully the brexit voter is Michael Gove... job sorted.