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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    You ok ? ( Serious question ) .
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Dec 16, 2017
  2. Tobes

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    So you got leathered in more ways than one?

    <laugh>
     
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    Tobes, Dec 16, 2017
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Im sore as ****. Got strangled by the fat bald wannabe coppers.
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 16, 2017
  4. BobbyD

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    were you being mouthy again sky? first brb now the weymouth massive

    hope you#'re okay
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah mate. ****ing battered and drunk as ****. My neck is hurting. ****ers.

    My mrs couldn't believe I didn't punch them. I rocked up home at 6am this morning.... me and the new member of staff ended up in the biggest gay bar in Dorset. Funny as ****, although I think I need to ring him!!!!!
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 16, 2017
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    I can see it now.

    Whats up nigga, I’m just taking a toot bruv

    Put that **** out

    Chill brah, it’s only a bit a ‘erb man

    Put that **** out

    Don’t be such a pussy bruv

    Let’s teach Jeremy Beadle a ****ing lesson lads
     
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    Tobes, Dec 16, 2017
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  7. Number 1 Jasper

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    You really need to re-phrase that <laugh>
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Dec 16, 2017
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  8. Skylarker

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    Weren't being mouthy mate. My mate owns the boozer and some little slag behind the bar was ripping them off by giving people any drinks they wanted for free..... I pointed out she was a no good rip off slapper. The bouncers didn't like it as she was a young slapper that they've probably been banging her.

    ****s.
     
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    Tell me you didn’t!

    Hahahahaha <rofl>
     
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    Tobes, Dec 16, 2017
  10. Skylarker

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    I didn't. It was the only place open at 2am. Decent club as it goes.

    Bit too much cock on show but oh well. Man needs his beer.
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 16, 2017
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  11. BobbyD

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    lol so you got slapped up by the bouncers that your mate employs.... that could be in a comedy strip
     
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    Did it occur to you that they’re maybe allowed free bevvies as part of their pay plan like?
     
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  13. Skylarker

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    No she was giving all her mates triples for the price of singles... etc. Basically giving away their profit.

    I mentioned it and she told the bouncers I'd verbally abused her. Silly little slapper.
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 16, 2017
  14. Skylarker

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    Yep basically.

    Although it wasn't my mate that got the bouncers involved it was the bar lady.
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 16, 2017
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    Goes to gay bar and admits too much cock on show and wakes up with a sore throat ........
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    Cloudy memory too. Bit suspect tbh
     
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  17. Number 1 Jasper

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    I find that hard to swallow .
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

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    You sound a bit butt hurt.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 16, 2017
  19. Skylarker

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    My bums fine. I checked first thing :emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 16, 2017
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    A bit worrying that that was the first thing you checked mate.

    Do you have to do that a lot? <whistle>
     
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  21. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I hate bouncers. ****s crushed my windpipe once and put my mate in hospital. Mind we went down swinging, but the ****s ****ing battered us in the end.

    Oversized water baloon twats.

    Mind revenge was sweet a few weeks later.
     
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