Off Topic Offensive jokes thread

No politics, ta. You know the rules.

 

But., Kim Sucks Sung Yung Man is a deity...

 

No religion or idolatry, ta.

 

Had to read that twice (that said, not a first with your posts) as I thought it said no religion or idiocy, almost about to ask when was I banned.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

 

Sorry if you need to read my posts twice. I will try and simplify them for you.

 

Many thanks.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

 

Good timing. I am off to see Peter Kay tonight.

 

Budum tush

 

if you ever need to check on your plumber while hes working

 

They're rich in Canada, go in a pub in Toronto and you get free shots.
They can also sweep things up afterwards, still, any **** can do that.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

 

The ref today was brilliant.

Hope that's offensive enough!

 

What did you reckon to his show ?.

 

It was good, thoroughly enjoyed it, but he was different to how he was when we booked the tickets three years ago.
Lost loads of weight as we know, and i felt he was performing within himself a tad. no skating across the floor on his knees, the facial expressions of a few years ago were not there. Mostly new material which i don't have a problem with, but I felt that some wanted a bit more garlic bread.
He did do a session on misheard song lyrics and there was a grand finale which I wont describe as some may yet be booked to see him.
13500 there and it certainly looked and sounded as though they all went away happy.
Put a shift in as well (not Ken Dodd esk) but only just caught the last train.

 

Anyone watch Ralphie May (now deceased) or Ian Bragg? I’m really into them atm, very funny most of the time.

 

I don’t particularly think this is offensive or even that sexist but I must admit I’m a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to boobs….is it wrong to like the B angle the most…

 

Is that you looking down at your own?