Hello gents, anybody want anything from the shop? I have the choice of going to the black shop or the Iranian shop, I know I shouldn't really go to the Iranian shop after the ****s attacking our embassy in Tehran, but I had a bit of trouble with the egg and spoons last night, so I think I have to give my hard earned coin to the Iranians. Don't worry, I shall return.
Good. Now that you ****s have got the **** aff monaco's **** of thread (includin monaco) I can finally have a quiet ****. <fap>
Prior to knocking one off you can answer the question posed on another thread. Are you a Geordie mope <that'llputyouoffyourwank>