Oh leroy fer, Seems you just don't care, The unwritten rule of the game, You have brought to shame, As the opposition stood still, You took it upon your will, To put the ball in the back of the net, In the hopes the plaudits you'd get. I thank you.
I thought there was some irony when a couple of them mentioned how livid they would be if a striker dived to win a penalty... All in the same breath of how livid they were that the goal was disallowed.... Something doesn't quite add up