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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Love in the frozen goods aisle
     
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  2. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Small independent shops like grocery stores, tool shops, clothing stores.

    Online has killed them.

    Now our high streets are all coffee shops, Tesco stores and phone camera cover shops everywhere.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    The Tottenham Hotspur Trophy Cabinet ... oh wait ... apparently it already is <whistle>
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Fosse's joke book from Christmas 1982.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I always used to find pulling birds really easy, this Internet ****e would make it harder imo, trying to get your personality across over tinder ffs.

    I was on a stag in Newcastle and there was about 5 younger lads there who were single just staring at this group of birds in the bar, like it was impossible to approach them without a computer screen ffs.
     
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  6. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Just spam them with loads of GIFs. I was tempted to send one that GIF of Matth giving the thumbs up
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

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    Wimpey's Burgers <wah>
     
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  8. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    They used to have one on lord Street in Southport, after all others I knew had closed down

    Wonder if it's still there?
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I have seen matth's thumbs ... I suspect his father was a sloth ...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    As teenagers we would go to Newquay in Cornwall in the summer and really got into surfing ... there was a Wimpey bar which was the cool place to hang out before you were old enough to be able to get into the pubs ... used to love it <cheers>
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    Full of hookers and chancers.
     
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  12. Bald Archie

    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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    You mean, the one he nicked from Bob Monkhouse?
     
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  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Foreign people stealing our jobs!
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Garden centre gloves. They're already beginning to disappear for some folks.
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Football match ticket.
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Megapixel is misleading. A bigger Number doesn't mean a better photo. Some 12 mp cameras are better than 20mp cameras.
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I haven't seen one of those in 25 years. You sure those haven't already gone?
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    This bothers me. Having an English accent in America... The random walk up in store and making a joke to get to know someone was a foolproof way to get a date... Sure some girls were already taken or say no...

    Nowadays I think that is considered sexual abuse or at very least considered creepy. <laugh>

    The modern day alternative. Tinder.

    Noone is going to swipe right on my mug... <laugh>. I've lost my advantage of having an accent.

    Hope I'm never single again... It would be a nightmare out there now not being able to chat up random women without them thinking I'm creepy. I miss the old days.
     
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  19. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    I used to enjoy going to the video shop, not knowing what film I was gonna get out.
     
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  20. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Have read no further ( no time ) . Just to say apparently the Sony Play Station PS5 will be DISC free .
     
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