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O/T Feng Shui

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Oct 16, 2014.

  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I can understand the Chinese falling for this, because of how they are, but it's laughable that westerners are conned.

    It's no better than 'fortune cookies' <doh>

    Feng Shui has the 3 main ingredients needed for this kind of ****e,

    1) An exotic sounding name that 'the in crowd' can use to correct you if you don't pronounce it 'perfectly'.

    2) A complete lack of proof or any chance of 'proving it'.

    3) Earnest 'experts' waving their arms around and charging a fortune to make it appear valuable.

    It used to be called 'making the house nice' before people started tutting and telling you the coffee table is at the wrong angle.
     
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  2. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Furniture arranging for them as has OCD, mate.

    As mad as eating tiger bollocks or rhino horn to make you virile. Confucius say: "there's one born every minute, Glasshopper!"
     
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  3. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    There are only hundreds of tigers & rhinos but billions of Chinese ..... they should feed their bollocks to the animals!
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Pay a little stump to come to your house and arrange your inanimate objects to channel positive energy.

    As long as nobody is obstructing my view of the tele I'm happy.
     
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  5. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Yeah 'cos that really exists doesn't it <ok>
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Another smug anti asian thread? what a change...

    most racist **** on the board...but nee **** see's it.


    white power eh, s..mug?????
     
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  7. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Touchy <laugh>

    Go and play with your prostitute friends ........
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Dunno like mate I give him a run for the racist money!

    Every third word from me on here is Burkah.

    I thought you two were alright again now, I lose ****ing track on here.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    so did i..

    but..what can i say..
     
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  10. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I ignore him, and avoid his threads but he pops up now & again posting his repetitive ****e.

    I'm not all right with him and wouldn't want to be, he's an idiot.

    He's of no interest, his contribution to the board is always the same rubbish ........ oh, and he's a racist <ok>
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    smug trying to win hearts and minds/

    ****er..

    let;s face simple facts... i think you are a soft arse gobshite...and vice-versa..

    we'll never get along..mr bodyguard<whistle>
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    How comes you both just don't ignore each other then?

    I get on with both of you on here as do a lot of others, be cool if yous could bury the hatchet and crack on.
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I stopped responding to his posts & threads ages ago mate ........ he just keeps coming back with his predictable ****e.

    I have no interest in him but he seems a bit obsessed.

    Anyway, off for a game of cards down the Brown Cow <ok>
     
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  14. The Outlaw

    The Outlaw Well-Known Member

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    I love Chinese women. Seriously, I really really do.

    So if Feng Shui suits them, well then, I love Feng Shui.

    Simple.

    Excuse me, I have to adjust my chair now.
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    cards? say's it all, down the social, acting git ard after ten LCL.
     
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  16. Rick O'Shea

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    Weren't fortune cookies invented in San Francisco?
     
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  17. The Outlaw

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    Don't know. Always have other things on my mind in SF's Chinatown. Do know they make them there. Gonna google and find out.

    A couple of blocks just off Chinatown's touristy beaten path, I do know you will find some of the most beautiful women anywhere. Love that place.
     
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  18. Commachio

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    <laugh>,
     
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  20. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    So now you're laughing at something that wasn't supposed to be funny, just to ingratiate yourself <doh>
     
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