I feel sad not going out on NYE, yet since I turned about 22 every NYE night out has been ****e. Now I'm old, standing in queues outside clubs then paying 20 quid in to have Lady Gaga blasting in my ears offends me.
I've had a takeaway and a few bottles and will probably be asleep by eleven. Some NY celebration this will prove to be
My missus is on the phone to my maw now, give it about 20 mins of gossiping about other peoples lives, then it'll be my turn to talk to her. About 10 mins into that conversation, about what's happening in random people's lives, she'll pass on to my slightly irritated da - the conversation with my da will go; "awrite da, anything new?" ... "naw" ... "aye same here"
I mis-underestimated the gossip part between wife and maw, it's still going strong after 25 minutes. Apparently Gary Barlow split up with his wife and he has some new Australian model bird on the go.
