Not606 xmas masterchef special

Wha gwan

Im this years host by popular demand, @Tel & @Spurlock will be my lovley assistants.

Rules are;
Any pics posted from now until say.. The 34th or 32nd of December depending on hangover situations and such.

Categories and **** will be... (suggestions are welcome but may be dismissed vigorously)

Best looking dish all round

Best main

Best starter

Best dessert

Worst looking dish allround

Worst starter/main/desserts

Best and worst looking snack/random put together ****

Best and worst xmas dinner

Not606 xmas masterchef champion

Not 606 Xmas masterchef wooden worst cook butt plug (to be worn all year somehow)

Fat pig award
Stomach of a mouse award


The lovley..
@Tel and @Spurlock will know tell you how the forfeits/ punishments/avatar things and **** work.

Over to you lads.

 

It said youre a massive prick and **** off in a very eloquent way.

 

You and eloquent? Calling bullshit on that.

 

Are those dates based on a hangover situation?

 

What?

 

Its a possibility yes

 

Luv is frothing at the gash

 

Smell ya ma

 

Someone had a second bottle of Becks this evening.

 

Does it take as much as two

 

3/4 is when to start worrying tbh

 

Why are you such a lightweight? Are you built like Charles Hawtrey (who could actually drink 24/7)?

 

Its none of your ****ing business stan but thanks for asking fella

 

He’s perma stoned.

 

^^^^^
Built like Charles Hawtrey

 

Made some Mini Pizzas wiv a small baguette roll, tomato puree mixed with garlic paste, basil, sliced pepperami, mature cheds.

 

Id still **** you up even if i was.

 

So it was student night?