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Finally the Not606 site owner has chosen to allow board moderators to promote threads as articles. It was previously done by a third party but was not working sufficiently well to continue in the vein.

I have volunteered, with Dave's blessing (insistence) (Only joking Dave) to promote threads as articles if I believe they are worthy of that status.

The thread does not need to be specifically about Norwich City, anything to do with football is good.

The opening post however is to include at minimum of 200 words before it will be considered (not my doing). If I see something I feel is suitable, I will edit the original post to endure correct spelling and punctuation so do not worry if everything you write is not 100% perfect in terms of grammar.

Any thread with swearing will be heavily edited to eliminate such words, we would like to keep it clean as far as possible to create a much better impression as this will go to a much wider audience if published, but if you create the thread without swear words so much the better.

So, let your creative juices flow

 

Well its about ****ing time Thai!

 

Will the words "Grant Holt" 100 times over be considered worthy of promotion to article status?

 

Absolutely

 

Or should I say " absofuckinglutely"

 

"The thread does not need to be specifically about Norwich City, anything to do with football is good."

Thai,

just looked up oxymoron in the dictionary............

 

With the team that you support, oxy is superfluous!

 

Canary-dave,

I can see what you have done there...

 

And typo's? lol

 

Blimey ark at Dave getting all QI on us!

 

Open secret, larger half, clearly confused
act naturally, alone together, Hell's Angels
found missing, liquid gas ,civil engineer
deafening silence, seriously funny, living dead
Microsoft Works, military intelligence, jumbo shrimp
Advanced BASIC, tragic comedy, unbiased opinion
virtual reality, definite maybe, original copies
pretty ugly, same difference,plastic glasses
almost exactly, constant variable, even odds
minor crisis, extinct life, genuine imitation
exact estimate, only choice, freezer burn
free love, working holiday and rolling stop

I lifted these examples of oxymoron

 

Love it! Now that is seriously funny!

 

Just wanted to make sure some of you were paying full attention

 

Is that a typo? Typos should not have an apostrophe.

 

Sad bastard that I am, I just looked up the plural of typo to make sure it wasn't typoes! You're safe, don't worry!

 

All that talk of typoes got me thinking of Typhoo tea, so just off to make a cup !!!



However I am aware that the mere mention of cups................