Not 606 Meet

The Bumming is always kept quiet

 

Put me down as a no.

 

...dammit, your missus was looking forward to being Gambolled.

 

You're more than welcome to visit... you could drop by jens when down here.

 

Don't tell him Jen's name...dammit.


Look what you've gone and been and done now.

 

Sounds like a plan. Jen's desperate for some decent Scottish cock.

 

Told you, the Genie's out of the bottle now that Gambol has read a potentially available female's name on the internet

 

My apologies.

 

You were not on the invite list sonny.

 

Even better, no need to feel guilty now. Cheers er.

 

Jen's invited though

 

Poor, jen.

 

I don't think I can make it but I can send Mrs Gas along in my place

 

Has she got big tits?

 

You are a modern day David Niven ER Quite the sophisticate.

 

Not really.

She puts out a good spread though ER.

 

One does one's best.

 

Big enough with fantastic nipples

I was going to ask Venom to look after her but he's deed so I was thinking of asking Gambol. He's a trustworthy chap

 

The words "rat" and "drainpipe" spring to mind.