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Dear "Brits"

In your quest for the quintessential British Identity, who do you, the Scottish Colonists of Norrthern Ireland strive to be like from the Island of Britain

Is it the Scots? Your alcoholic ancestors

The English? The Scots Organ Grinder

Or the Welsh? Who no matter how many flags you wave, will always be more British than you

 

Yes but you are a welcoming society, open to all colours, creeds and Crufts

Aim high I suppose

 

We are also better looking and more intelligent than our Celtic cousins

 

Or the lovable Irish.

God bless em.

 

You don't get Petrol Bomb facials in England?

 

I agree. Celtic supporters are a right ****in ugly buncha bastards.

 

dont forget the channel islanders!

 

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