A bloke moves into a new flat, and one day, whilst putting his rubbish in the bins, he meets one of the other residents. She’s tall, slim, tanned, and wearing a bath robe. “I’ve been watching you,” she purrs. “I like what I see. What about you?” She allows the bath robe to slip open just enough for him to glimpse that, underneath, she’s completely naked. He catches the merest glimpse of neatly trimmed blond pubes. She looks over her shoulder, and says, almost breathlessly, “I think I can hear someone coming. Let’s go back to my flat.” They get to her flat, and barely is the door closed when she lets the robe fall to the floor. “So what do you think is my best feature? My shapely 36” breasts? My toned body? My shapely bum?” “Your ears!” stammers the young man, shaking. “What!” The woman does not disguise her surprise or her disappointment. “Why my ears!” “Well, downstairs, you said you could hear someone coming, and you were right. It was me!”
Why have you brought this here? Nobody cares, we've qualified and giving a loads of kids their debut. I don't mind your feeble attempts at banter but can you take it back to the matchday thread. Cheers
