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Nile Ranger anyone....

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by sku, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. sku

    sku Well-Known Member

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    This fellow's won his appeal and has been given the FA's blessing to sign up with another club at his discretion.

     
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  2. Eamon Holmes

    Eamon Holmes Well-Known Member

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    Get him on board. Should be fit and ready ... by September.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    He's probably the biggest **** in football
     
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  4. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Total knobhead...
     
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  5. Tramore Ranger

    Tramore Ranger Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Erm..........No, not the right sort.
     
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  6. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgh freak out
     
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  7. TimPR78

    TimPR78 Well-Known Member

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    Hasn't he got his name tattooed on his head? I love a good tattoo but to get that shouts volumes about the lad
     
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  8. IwasanotherwatfordR

    IwasanotherwatfordR Well-Known Member

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    Spent 5 minutes on Google looking this bloke up. Apparently he's a thief, an alleged rapist, had (has?) sporadic violent episodes and is not good enough for Blackpool. Covered in tattoo's (including his head) with gold teeth and the words "Power Ranger" tastefully inscribed on the inside of his (now mercifully destroyed by fire) matt-black Mercedes. He seems about as appealing as a dose of amoebic dysentery. I would hate for us to employ this man.
     
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Of course he will sign for us, if you don't believe me you are in deNile
     
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  10. daverangers

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    Agree with others...not the right sort. Plus a quick look at his stats, albeit from Wikipedia, shows he has scored 14 goals in 101 appearances. Hardly prolific.
     
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  11. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Probably just the sort of tosser Chris Ramsey would have thought could be rehabilitated on us...
     
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  12. factamondo

    factamondo Well-Known Member

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    Rather nile Rodgers..get a decent choon outta him at least!
     
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  13. TWGWTDT

    TWGWTDT Well-Known Member

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    With a name like that he should be working as a Ranger on the river...




    Cuckmere
     
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  14. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    How about this for a tattoo...

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    <laugh>

    Back on topic, the only thing I like about Nile is his surname as its Ranger.

    A massive no thanks to him becoming a Queens Park Ranger!
     
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  15. Kilburn

    Kilburn Well-Known Member

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    Seems like Vile Ranger would be a more appropriate name?
     
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  16. QPR Oslo

    QPR Oslo Well-Known Member

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    Dunno, Nasser reigns on the Nile.
     
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  17. NorwayRanger

    NorwayRanger Well-Known Member

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    Along with Marlon King the last player I would want us to sign.
     
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  18. QPR Oslo

    QPR Oslo Well-Known Member

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    Ramsey? Which signing did we make under him that has you writing that?
     
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  19. TimPR78

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    Ched Evans?
     
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  20. NorwayRanger

    NorwayRanger Well-Known Member

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    Now there's a trio you'd love playing up front representing your club!
     
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