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Now this is a complete ****. Give me a hauf-brick and his head would look like modern art within 30 seconds.#

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****ing 'A' Venom what a ****ing homo

 

****s like him make men the world over look bad. ****ing Metrosexuals. I don't even own a comb and have never bought shampoo. Shower gel does good enough FFS.

 

A combs for old boys or ****ters!!

 

Some of my mates have more than one comb or brush. ****ing narcissistic, self-obsessed ****s. One of them had "Leave-on exfoliating apricot face scrub" on display in his ****ter. He has more hygiene products than a woman.

 

i like that he has crutches and an elastoplast on his ankle

 

What colour is he? Mahogany?

I want to know where he got black crutches from. I was stuck with ****ey metallic ones

 

And £20 TK Maxx White Nike trainers. Classy.

****s a ****ing millionaire as well.

 

He's a deep mango truck brown. I think he may have got his black crutches as he's a multi millionaire ML

 

I'll only have a year or two before I can get those ones then?

 

What about a set of these bad-boys?

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you must be talking about the TKMaxx trainers

 

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does he shave his legs?

 

As for him shaving his legs, he probably waxes them.

I had my knee shaved for my op. Was going about in shorts with a big rectangle bald patch I have relatively hairy legs as well

 

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I want to stove his pan in even more than I did twenty minutes ago. I didn't think my hatred for him could get any higher.

 

he'd be gutshot in the forest

see how far you can crawl you bastard!