Will somebody in a Newcastle shirt please score a goal, somebody ant bloody body, please just one tiny little goal.
as if! We could turn this into a test match, and after 4 days everyone would be praying it was rained off
Fuuuuucccckkkkk Cardiff have scored and ruined it for everybody. Booooooo. I see Rondon has actually come on for us. I presume Rafa showing mercy upon this beleaguered Southampton defence by holding off the Rottweiler Joselu until the last 10 mins...
Where has this come from, we are absolutely bossing defending all game against one of the greatest first 11s in world football, Southampton.
Goooaaallll Watford 3-0 Huddersfield... 1 more for a pointless consolation for me. I ****ing hate Cardiff. What a ****hole of a town which I have never visited and never will.
0-0 what a ****ing bore but I suppose 1 point is better than none we are off the bottom onwards and upwards
Ooohhhh my godddddddd!!!!!!!! Yes yes yes yes yes yes!!! Absolutely defended them off the park. What a point. I was a bit worried about our recent form, but this performance and result has gone a very long way to reassuring me that we will definitely be relegated! Phew! Right, has anyone got any drying paint action for me to get in on? I fancy doing something else fascinating this afternoon
I'll save someone doing a ratings thread... 10s all round for everyone except Rafa, who gets a 12, with the extra points for the facial hair, and basically being a slave and having no input whatsoever in this state of affairs
When is it too late to change teams? Kids do it all the time. Is it OK for a 38yr old man to do so? We are garbage! I don't actually care about the winning or whatever but I'd like to be entertained. Rushed back from a family day out so I could watch that shower of ****e!!
