What news stories do you think we will see in 2012? Wayne Rooney brings football into disrepute? Premiership footballer cheats on wife, takes out injunction? US invade Iran? US invade N Korea? Republicans win White House? Terrorist attack at Olympics? Belfast riots in July? Euro collapses? End of the world? US invades Syria? WW3 begins? Eddieveee held in gitmo?
Toby gets a slap of nufc4life .............. Garunteed chaps the ****ing southern cockney rent boy ,he sells his ring 4 half oz of baccy in kingscross station toilets
Immient threat to west from Iranian WMDs Israeli/US/UK coalition invades Resistance tougher than expected. Evidence of Russian/Chinese funding/arming and advising of the Iranian concern Without full Russian/Chinese involvement coalition technical superiority eventually wins through but at cost of considerable casualties and money Concerted geurilla campaign begins in earnest that threatens to make Iraq look like a cakewalk Controversy surrounds coalition atrocities (wayward drone strikes, use of banned wepaons) which further inflames the region and leads to international condemnation Coalition reports in Nov no WMDs or evidence of WMD program but notes several nuclear research sites that may possess the capability to be converted to means of nuclear weapons research. Saga continues into 2013 Frikin Nostradamus I am
A man in rural Lincolnshire will bear witness to a testimony from one of God's angels. The angel will tell him that all previous organised religions are wrong and impress on him to start a new one which will spread peace, understanding and emotional prosperity amongst mankind. A couple of hundred years later, the people who control the religion will have lost sight of its original intentions and become bloated with the inherent absolute power. Some ****ers will insist on setting up a new version of the religion and ban a lot of stuff that was previously cool and set fire to things. This will then be the source of all problems throughout mankind for the next couple of millenia. This is all to kick off next year when "Nigel the Benevolant" takes a simple pot-holing detour and an angelic host tells him some nonsense for ****s and giggles. Trust me
I deliberately mis-spelt "wone" and yet used the correct spelling for syllable Watch out Fido, I'm nearly stupid enough to give you the Huttese length.
