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New years resolutions?

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  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    I've kind of started mine a bit early.

    I've planned to eat a bit healthier and to drink a bit less.

    Over the last couple of weeks I've been eating healthier, cutting out that packet of crisps or biscuits, and I've been trying to keep my drinking to 2 nights a week.

    3 weeks ago I weighed, 12 stone 4, and now I weigh 11 stone 12.

    I've never had a weight or alcohol problem, but It's amazing how well you can feel and what you can achieve if you make the simplest changes to your lifestyle.

    I'm gonna keep the takeaways/pizzas/fish and chips etc for 1 or maybe 2 nights a week, and drink less.

    When I drink less I feel less guilty when waking up, and I also notice the difference on the scales.

    What's your new years resolution?
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Less booze, eat more healthily and run more miles.

    I also plan to do more for charity.

    Ps- I'd also like to cut down on rep.








    One of the above is a lie. Can you guess which?
     
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  3. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Less booze.

    You piece of ****.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Love you fatty x
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I'd really like to be able to stop taking the piss out of people, maybe even for minutes at a time, but I don't see that happening because everyone I know can be such mopey bastards, so I'll just make my resolution to do a few gigs next year or something, see if I actually have any talent or not <ok>
     
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  6. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Not so much a resolution, but I'm determined to get my mates in our band to agree to play this:

    [video=youtube;QDfinH1jS74]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDfinH1jS74[/video]
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Bribe them with REP?
     
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  8. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    I've tried...

    Problem is, the guy who plays bass thinks it's "too angry and shouty", and we have 2 guitars (me and another guy), and we both want to play the 1 guitar part...
     
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    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Made three resolutions.

    1. Not to eat too much.
    2. Not to drink too much.
    3. Not to smoke.

    I haven't smoked!
     
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  11. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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  12. SSJNUFC

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    smoke mo crack and spank mo bitches
     
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