ER not happy about prospective curry night. Gambol hasn't shat on anybody's couch achieving new personal best for scatological abstinence. Ciaran and Monacoger have finally consummated their love. Trevor drinks lager with his pinkie extended. I assume this refers to his fifth finger, fabulous fabio to confirm. Dev has still not revealed Maddies whereabouts. Toby married Elton John in a private ceremony where yours truly was honoured to be the marriage celebrant. I cried half way through but managed to pull myself together thanks to the copious lines of Charlie bayerkenny produced from his lederhosen. Barrie finally fingered Julie's anus. In nandos allegedly although KFC also quoted. Groveranger no longer posts as he is busy in his ( imaginary) shed scripting his lucrative BBC pilot show for early evening tv light entertainment called " Grove'll Fix It". Metal detecting is cool as you can detect metal during the process. Aldo died in a tragic vodka fuelled armed forces day abseiling incident down the front of the Larkhall Bowling Club. Mrs Aldo has an airtight alibi and has never owned a pair of scissors. Mick O'Toon resigned his Mensa membership in protest against Mike Ashley. Duncan drove his forklift, Keith Moon style, into his ( communal) pool. Pineapplesupsidedown is not Pud. Repeat the invasion will not be at Normandy Gas is a **** but has not ****ed off. Pole two follow.
No m7 The quality has really gone down over the last few years, all the burds are fat ugly slags like Tina and the blokes are either fat ****s covered in tacky tats or even worse...Papes. We're sticking to our trusted circle of 'special' friends for the forseeable future. ftp
Woo-Hoo! Menshy!! Sadly the shed only got as far as receiving the undercoat. The BBC rejected my pilot idea called "I am 15 going on 16" where unsuspecting contestants were imprisoned for schtupping underaged girls but won a car if they correctly picked out the 16 year old fanny.
