My only concern is that I might come across as a WUM. Not that I'm suggesting that WUMs dress up like me, of course. Indeed, I have no idea what a WUM is supposed to wear. Hell, they could sit around all day dressed only in a pair of Y-fronts. Actually, no! I don't really want that image in my head.
Oh well, looks like we'll only be signing Hulk then. As for Leandro, I think we're just wrangling on the finer details (i.e. image rights) before wrapping it up - then being unable to play him until January, because he's played a full season in Brazil...