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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Noblelox, Mar 11, 2012.

  1. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    If Liverpool loose a match, all users will follow the following guidelines:

    1. Do not post again to the group for 24 hours
    2. Go to youjizz.com, watch some pron and crack one off
    3. Repeat step 2. until you no longer feel the urge to rant about sacking the whole team / Manager / Owners
    4. Watch Youtube videos of classic Liverpool performances.
    5. Buy a stress toy and give it a name like "arsenal4life" and rip the living **** out of it.
    6. Repeat step 2 again, just to be sure
    7. Return to the forum and remember....
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  2. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Ignoring the issues is not the way forward.
     
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  3. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    Sure it is... not as if we can do anything about it, other than put undue pressure on the club in the media, and I'd rather not fan the flames of any media campaign to make mischief at our club.

    Last thing you want to see is some hack claiming that Liverpool supporters feel it is time for Kenny to go.
     
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  4. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Sort of agree.

    Lets see where we are at the end of the season.
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Not sure about doing step 6 straight after step 5 - he may end up with jizz on his face....
     
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  6. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    Ew! How does your mind even go there?!?! You sick puppy....Ewww... That's an image I'd rather not have...
     
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  7. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Its not necessarily ignoring the issues b4f more a question taking a step back after a loss and looking at it with a calmer head. If I'd come on here yesterday I would have been ranting as well by the way <laugh>

    No ones denying there are issues but looking at it rationally they are issue we can address in the near future <ok>
     
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    Can I call my stress toy 'Hoddle is a god' please? Pretty please?
     
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  9. Sharpe*

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    I'm perfectly with it mate! This is not because of the Sunderland game - we are where we are due to the cumalative results of this season and the poor signings and decisions.

    This is not knee jerk - its me being honest of where I think we are.
     
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  10. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    You're the only one then, I'm still pissed, and fighting the urge. You must be a part time plastic fan, if you're already over it {runs like **** and dives down a foxhole} :)
     
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  11. Sharpe*

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    Lol oi! Na I wasn't out last night - saving the pennies!

    And no, i'm not a plastic. I'm a realist!
     
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  12. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Football fans and realism are a dangerous cocktail b4f <laugh> we're all massively gutted by our league form mate and you know it hurts us all, granted we haven't improved as much as we should have but we have improved and KK one year in already has a trophy in the bag and uefa footy guaranteed next year. Its not where we want to be but maybe this is just the start of good things to come. These things don't happen overnight mate <ok>
     
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  13. Sharpe*

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    I know mate, I know! I'm looking 2-5 years into the future, not just our plight now.

    I just hope we spend wisely this summer.
     
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  14. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    I think we all want that mate <ok>
     
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  15. Sharpe*

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    Yeah true. I'm not going to back track though!

    It's about time we gave Sterling a go, drop Adam for anyone - why not get Shelvey in?
     
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  16. Paulie Gualtieri

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    Can I name sky's sister as my sex toy ?
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    No need for the bold mate, everyone knows you're a bed wetter.
     
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  18. Sharpe*

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    Bahaha! Nicely put!
     
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  19. Noblelox

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    ^ <laugh>
     
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  20. To be fair, looking and examining the issues on here isn't going to achieve anything other than anger and frustration is it? Unless Kenny is on here that is...<whistle>
     
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