Guys, i am thinking of changing my signature on here, but have drawn a blank as to what to put. So i am throwing the floor open to you guys and asking you to suggest any pearls of wisdom you might have. They dont have to be football related, but they must be clean obviously. I will not take the credit for what ever it is i choose and will acknowledge whoever makes the suggestion. I know this is random, but your help is much appreciated.
Go to bed early, get up early - this is wise. Some authorities say get up with the sun; some say get up with one thing, others with another. But a lark is really the best thing to get up with. It gives you a splendid reputation with everybody to know that you get up with the lark; and if you get the right kind of lark, and work at him right, you can easily train him to get up at half past nine, every time - itâs no trick at all. Twain, Advice to Youth.
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” - Maria Robinson
Why is it good for football to take the excitement away from fans by overcharging them for tickets to see their team? Sepp Blatter
That might be the smartest thing that man has ever said!!! Shame he has never tried to answer the question.
Bessie Braddock: 'Winston, you are drunk' Winston Churchill: 'And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning'
Actually it is quite fun changing them every few days - that is not supposed to be a suggestion for a signature line by the way
“If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right, you'll probably never do much of anything.”
"If I had all the money I've spent on drink.... I'd spend it on drink." Sir Henry Rawlinson aka Viv Stanshall
Lady Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee." Churchill: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it."
