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New Park Songs

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Rangers Til I Die, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    I am reliably informed that Man U sang the following for JSP. To the tune of Lord of the Dance.

    "Park, Park, wherever you may be.
    They eat dogs in your home country!

    It could be worse, you could be Scouse.
    Eating rats in your council house."

    Amusing but not terribly complimentary to the great man. I feel we should / could do better?

    Over to my esteemed fellow lyricists on not606.
     
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  2. awjm

    awjm Well-Known Member

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    I fear that those with less ability in lyric writing will simply grab at "Park Life" by Blur.
     
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  3. Bush Rhino

    Bush Rhino Well-Known Member

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    There were 10 St Bernards on the wall.

    Then JSP went and woofed one down.

    (to the tune of 10 german bombers)
    you get the Idea.
     
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  4. GoldhawkRoad

    GoldhawkRoad Well-Known Member

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    Yes, unfortunately!
     
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  5. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    Erm, don't give up the day job maybe?!
     
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  6. Stamford Brook R

    Stamford Brook R Well-Known Member

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    We're Top Of The League,
    We're Top Of The League,
    We're Ji Sung Park Rangers,
    We're Top Of The League.
     
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  7. QPR-Franckster

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    He shoots, he scores, he eats your Labradores...Park Ji Sung.....Park Ji Sung!.......
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    you are a terrible man franck:emoticon-0116-evilg:emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  9. QPR-Franckster

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    Queenslander!! Well-Known Member

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    Saw some of these on twitter and the people who posted them were being called racist.......

    Not sure of the best one myself.....
     
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  11. Loveitupthebush

    Loveitupthebush Well-Known Member

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    Its Ok to take the piss out of Koreans who are real but people take offence at pretend Muslim in a black cab. Wait till the PC mob get here.
     
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  12. Bush Rhino

    Bush Rhino Well-Known Member

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    Diet vs Faith. Clearly the same game.

    Still better than:

    His touch is fine his countrys full of mines, Ji sung Park, Ji sung Park.
     
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  13. Peruvian Hoopster

    Peruvian Hoopster Active Member

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    We love you Ji Sung, oh yes it's quite alright we love you Ji Sung, etc, etc, maybe not!
     
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  14. YappyR

    YappyR Well-Known Member

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    You must all be John Terry's friends, you clueless, racist idiots <doh>

    Have some class, eh, for once?

    Plastic or Grass, QPR are a class, remember?

    Have some respect for yourselves, as well as for the professional that Ji Sung Park is. One of the best players to come out of Asia, we get to be graced with a great player's presence and you go and do nothing but start by being racist.

    Get a clue, you lot.
     
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  15. BrixtonR

    BrixtonR Well-Known Member

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    Dunno if dog eating as a reference to oriental folk is racist or not - but it's all so tired, boring and in no way complimentary to the most accomplished acquisition we've had in decades.

    As for anthem slogans (needs to be simple, repetitive and percussive) so what about something like, 'We got Ji-Sung Park. We R QPR!' ?!!

    Cab!
     
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  16. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    is taking the piss out of a countrys supposed traits racist or nationalist
    some people can be a bit over sensitive and quick to pull out the racist card
     
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  17. rebel not taken

    rebel not taken Active Member

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    How much is that Park in the window? (arf! arf!)
    The one with the waggley tail
    How much is that Park in the window? (arf! arf!)
    I do hope that Park is for sale
     
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  18. QPR-Franckster

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    God...there really are some sad, overly sensitive people in this world....who really should get out more......how is it in any way racist?

    If you get that upset about a reference to a tradition that the Korean people have, that western people find odd as we dont eat, then you are being overly sensitive.

    When you hear references to the british eating fish and chips or drinking tea....do you find that racist?

    Its a JOKE....a light bit of humour and I cant believe that anyone would pull out the "oi stop being racist" card....
     
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  19. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    OK, I did consider in the OP that the dog references were not that complimentary to the great man. Personally, I don't think there is any racism in this thread but we do need a great song to welcome him to LR. Lord of the Dance still.

    "Park, Park wherever he may be.
    He is the lord of his home country.

    He'll trick you once and dummy you twice
    Scoring the goal just cool as ice"

    Not quite there but get thinking instead of bickering please.
     
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  20. Acton Hoop

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    (With thanks to QPR TILL I DIE on Facebook/Twitter):

    Park, Park wherever you may be,
    you eat dog in your own country,
    it could be worse you could be scum,
    like John Terry and his thieving mum!
     
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