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New owners club review

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by GodAlmighty, Oct 8, 2021.

  1. GodAlmighty

    GodAlmighty cult leader

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    New owners have said they will conduct a thorough review of the operation. This really isn't going to take long is it?

    Marketing Department? None
    PR Department? None
    Payroll? None
    Ticket Office? Needs Improving
    Admin Department? Needs Improving
    Hospitality Department? Needs Improving
    Ground? Needs Improving
    Training Ground? Needs Improving
    Academy? Needs Improving
    1st Team? Needs Improving
    Development Squad? None
    Academy? None

    Should take 2 hours tops. Steve handed P45 by tomorrow
     
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  2. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    You missed one mate :-

    Bogs - need painting
     
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  3. Ben 10

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    Basically gut the lot and start again. Only the stadium is salvageable
     
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  4. GodAlmighty

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    Amanda almost looks over awed arriving at the ground.

    Can you imagine 2 days running if they announce Bruce has gone today #MORECANS
     
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  5. Ben 10

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    There'll be a beer shortage soon
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Stadium will serve us for the foreseeable but I do think the fans need to prepare for that moving eventuality. Its just difficult to expand. However maybe a deal can be done with council and surrounding areas, that sees the heritage buildings protected (I must admit I'd be against us demolishing anything like that). It is possible if you have the money to move things elsewhere. We have the money :biggrin:

    To be honest the size of the task at hand is immense due to Ashley's lack of investment. Its just great to have professional people aiming for the best of the best. The whole of the North East is gonna benefit. Putting all rivalry aside, its massive for the whole local economy.
     
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  7. Charlie Snakescock

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    They know its a full project rather than just splashing cash on the team, which is good. A full set up has needed updating for years (the academy is dross and the club facilities are dire), so it's actually good they have a blank slate to start with.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I said last night, one of the best things about this is the academy. Seeing an academy set up that young lads desperately want to be part of. Seeing those lads coming through and getting into the first team will be so satisfying.
     
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

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    Agree but I’d like to think they will prioritise local or localish kids rather than simply buying in from the world. Not sure what restrictions now exist on last point.
     
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  10. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't there talk of a new stadium at the other end of Leaze Park a few years ago?
     
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  11. Welshie

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    I think they'll quickly decide Steve Bruce is a mong
     
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    I think she already knows, she said we have good enough players we shouldn't be 19th, he's on death row
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Yeah, she said that very clearly.

    Performances must improve but a squad like this should be in 19th.
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Was indeed and I think that would still be the plan. At least its retained in the city. Or the Saudis can simply carefully dismantle all the listed buildings, situate them elsewhere, give the folk a load of cash, and turn St James into a ridiculous arena. If the owners refuse to move, then maybe they'll just Khashoggi them...sorry that is in really bad taste. But then I'm a bad person so its hardly surprising.
     
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  15. GeordieHalfbreed

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    How about St James's park becomes the academy?

    I think we'd probably still sell out for our U23 games - especially if they were against Sunderland. Retains tradition and gets players used to playing on a big stage.
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Defo a valid point and something any of us should hope to see. As long as there is that balance I can accept that the modern way is a mixture of all. Man C have your Foden come through from local, your Sancho come from elsewhere and then leave, plus your young foreign lads. Just having a young player make it will be nice!
     
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  17. Welshie

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    I hope to see some local geordie (perhaps even the odd mackem) come through the NUFC system and represent England. That would be awesome.
     
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    Bobby Clark sounds like the real deal, need to steal him back
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

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    Aye him and Lewis Gibson will be giving us the longing eyes now.
     
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  20. Ben 10

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    How's Gibson getting on? Was he on loan at Fleetwood last year?
     
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