I did and when I said to the doctor I wanted a second opinion he said " I think you're a c@nt as well "
Albert - can you arrange with your inside source to get the Newcastle players to do one of their Christmas hospital visits and include him. Haidara and Colback will do nicely. Also tell them he wants an ipad. I have set him up with a new Not606 user account: UserName: Lazy Twat Password: pullyourfingerout1718 (all lower case)
Yeh I think it's been misquoted, he's actually at a HOSTEL after he was kicked out of his home for drinking too much Newcy Brown and attacking a child. That northern enough for ya?
Well he’s back, allegedly. See if everyone’s best wishes will cheer him up and get the Prediction League sorted. Doubt it knowing that lazy t**t.
I actually went to see Nev in hospital a couple of times. The first time he was full of the joys of spring explaining he woke up with a hard on and the pretty little nurse who was giving him a bed bath saw it and gave him a good old gobble. The second time I went in he was sitting on the end of his bed, fully dressed with his bag packed demanding to be taken home. Apparently he's got up for a p!ss in the night, had a fall and the male nurse following him lifted up his dressing gown and given him a right good seeing to. When I explained that he had to take the rough with smooth ie getting a gobble off the pretty nurse the day before, he said " f@ck off, I get a hard on once a year but I fall down twice a day "
I gave up your prediction game until next season Nev. It was too much of a farce again. I think you are a complete fanny pad to be honest. There has been nothing wrong with you. You’ve been sitting in your room pulling your little tiddler with a pair of tweezers thinking about big black cocks.
And to think I stuck up for you when I wasn't well........ When the docs suggested they might have to investigate to see if it was the 'Big C', I told them straight - "Nah, Pouchy's harmless, he's all talk".
