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Nelson Mandela Dead Jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina., Dec 5, 2013.

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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Fill yer bhoots.
     
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    Tina., Dec 5, 2013
  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Lock this thread, Nelson is my Grannies 16th cousin.
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 5, 2013
  3. Sweats

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    Apparently a helicopter fell out the sky through his roof. . What are the chances.
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I guy drops off a coffin at car showroom in Johannesburg. The showroom owner rushes out and says, 'What the **** are you doing? We didn't order this.'

    The delivery guy replies, 'I was told it was for Nissan Main Dealer.'

    I'll get my coat.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 5, 2013
  5. Alf Hooker

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    The specials are re releasing their tribute song

    "Free eeze Nelson Mandela"
     
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    Alf Hooker, Dec 5, 2013
  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    that's ****in ancient that joke!!
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 5, 2013
  7. Deleted 1

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    I just got that text <laugh>
     
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  8. Alf Hooker

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    So did I <laugh>
    doesn't take em long eh
     
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    Alf Hooker, Dec 5, 2013
  9. Otto Flayshow

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    Nelson Mandela dies at 95

    That's 5 miles an hour faster than Paul Walker!
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 5, 2013
  10. BrAdY

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    <laugh>.
     
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    BrAdY, Dec 5, 2013

  11. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    I Winnea know
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Dec 5, 2013
  12. Mick O'Toon

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    Thousands are said to be gathering outside Nelson Mandela's house. ...... ....... Del Boy and Rodney have told them to **** off
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 6, 2013
  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.

    I didn't hear that one before,I'm using that<ok>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 6, 2013
  14. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    My PC takes such a long time to shut down I've decided to call it Nelson Mandela.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 6, 2013
  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Anyone on here going to the funeral then?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 6, 2013
  16. Otto Flayshow

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    I can't be arsed. I'll send Prince Charles to represent me.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 6, 2013
  17. Null

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    Did he own a pub?

    Naw, well **** him ...
     
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    Null, Dec 6, 2013
  18. Shameless

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    I just heard that people in London are gathering around Nelson's Column. Some of those black youths are very well endowed.
     
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    Shameless, Dec 6, 2013
  19. gas

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    The lack of respect shown here is deeply disturbing and highly offensive.

    You are all ****s.
     
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    gas, Dec 6, 2013
  20. Medro

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    Here are some truely inspirational quotes from Uncle Ben

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    Medro, Dec 6, 2013
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