In no particular order: He waits 11 weeks before assessing whether an injury to a forward needs surgery. He loans out a forward who scores for fun while on loan. He brings him back and he continues to score regularly so he leaves him on the bench week in week out. He plays a midfielder in pre-season friendlies who was the most consistent performer and then leaves him on the bench for first competitive match. He thinks anyone with more than one leg is a quality defender. He fails the tactics course at the Kevin Keegan Institute of advanced tactical awareness.