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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Dec 23, 2018.

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  1. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    How does paint drive?
     
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    Zanjinho, Dec 24, 2018
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  2. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    <laugh>
    I bet he does, Ziggy!
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Dec 24, 2018
  3. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Who put the c**t in Scunthorpe?
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Slowly.
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Why is that when people are supposedly 'skating on thin ice' that they're close to 'landing in hot water'?
     
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    Libby, Dec 24, 2018
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That’s coz the hot water has melted the ice.
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Why is Christopher Biggins still alive - and getting paid as well,?
     
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  10. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Made an entire career out of being a fat, jovial, uber camp bloke.
     
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    Tobes, Dec 24, 2018
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    Why do people pay money to listen to Ed Sheeran?
     
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    Why do Lesbian couples always have one butch partner that looks like a bouncer ?
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 24, 2018
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  13. Sweats

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    Sprouts aren’t just for Christmas.

    People don’t like them because they taste bad if they get over cooked and most people over cook them.
     
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    Sweats, Dec 24, 2018
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  14. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Steamed for a couple of mins and they are superb.. <ok>
     
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  15. Sweats

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    The sauté them with bacon lardons.
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    How does David Beckham make so much money for image rights ffs, he talks like a fanny..
     
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  17. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    I tend to glaze them with home made shallot relish and stick them under the grill for a minute.. :)
     
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  18. Sweats

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    Try sprout surprise. Take your steamed sprouts, lob them in an oven proof dish, add fried bacon lardons, cover in double cream then top with breadcrumbs and some grated cheese then bang them in the oven for a bit.
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  20. Zanjinho

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    Female watches...
     
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